Performed by Mr. Mackey & Children By Cooldog There are times when you get suckered in By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay But its when you do these things too much That you've become an addict and must get back in touch You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole" Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold" Step 3: With bitch drop the "t" because bich is latin for generosity Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say So just use the word mmmkay! We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day you can change it today We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey Its easy mmkay! Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole" Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold" Step 3: With bitch drop the "t" because bich is latin for generosity Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!! Your cured, you can go! We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash Follow this plan and very soon you will say Its easy mmmkay!
